So let me begin with the wishing that your indian travels are a quite superb adventure in the land of tigers and monkeys and temples. On your trip you’ll be needing to find the best number one indian travels agents, and the kind of people that you would trust your first born with may not be enough because there are a lot of tricksters in our mother india and you’ll want to be on our toes. So then, your next step will to do something called  indian travels dadar which is not something I fully understand but it certainly sounds good and excellent. After you’ve purchased your great Indian travel package and tours which will take the aeroplane or possibly some sort of rocket to the nation lf india. Now what you don’t want to be doing if you’re trying to arrive in Delhi or so on is to ask for indian travels frankfurt. Ah, no no! You’ll want to requesting something like south indian travels or an elephant trek in the Thar Desert requiring ten cases of bollinger champagne for each day of your arid journey.

So then, you’re off on a south indian travels dwarka, via the magical mysterious state of tamil nadu home of ayurveda, and then onwards with south indian travels, overland on rickshaws and cobra snakes and maybe even by balloon, and then onto indian travels and tours which are the best kind of adventures and the kind of thing you’ll be remembering when you’r e old.

Ah, the lovely south indian travels, wandering through spice plantations and drinking the best chai you’ve ever tasted, and then enjoying the special sights of elephants and holy temples and talking to the nice indian people.

Ah, you’ll be enjoying your indian travels and tours, but please don’t make the mistake of booking any trips or tours to indiana, or asking for an indiana travel guide, or indiana travel advisories because then you would be looking like a total idiot and spending all your precious vacation time in the wrong place entirely. So thank you very much for listening,  and dont’ forget to be getting all your vaccinations and so on, and taking sun cream and the pills for the delhi belly. And do be spending as much money as possible on our mother country because Krishna knows we need it and we are happy to take it from you. Om Shri Ram!